Addendum: Open Mouth

No need to feel sorry for me; I did a boneheaded thing. The nurse actually wore glasses and braces, so it wasn't like she was that big of a stretch from Ugly Betty--only I would like to think of her as a more visually appealing version of Ugly Betty. Anyway, no amount of backpedaling was going to free me from the rapid quicksand I lucidly entered. The bottom line is, I have a habit of making excruciatingly stupid comments. It's about time I start carrying a shoehorn to help pry my foot out of my mouth.